Feliz Navidad!

Merry Christmas!

男女大不同 We are very different (2)

男女大不同 We are very different (1)

New look!

So I finished drawing this background pic during my god-damn-it-how-come-it's-so-boring-class. Here comes the new look!

New Start!!

 

 It's been almost 3 months...
McFei and Fandi are back!!

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overwhelmed with sorrow

一路走來 All the way long

然後白頭偕老

happily ever after

陰公學粵語（二）Mission Miserable: Cantonese (2)

His idol...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10767321

亂咁講西文 Español maldicho

(右至左）
(Right to left)

陰公學粵語 (一) Mission Miserable: Cantonese (1)

海洋公園生態遊 Ectour in Ocean Park

上星期六，墨肥熏丁偕遠道從星加坡來的友人G 到海洋公園一遊。

Last Saturday, McFei and Fandi went to the Ocean Park with their friend G who came from Singapore.

熏丁已經忘了上一次去海洋公園是甚麼時候。「最少也有十年吧？」她說。「沒有必要都不會去。」熏丁很討厭遊客多和爬蟲類多的地方。所以墨肥來了這麼久，說了很多遍去海洋公園或濕地公園，熏丁都當聽唔到。

Fandi has forgotten when she last visited the Ocean Park. "Maybe ten years ago?" She said. "I won't go there unless it's necessary." Fandi hates places with lots of tourists and reptiles. So even though McFei has requested to go to the Ocean Park of the Wetland Park since his arrival, Fandi still turned a deaf ear to him.

這次，她終於要面對現實。

This time, she had to face the reality.

那天，墨肥顯得比友人G還要雀躍。

That day, McFei seemed to be more excited than his friend G.

他終於得償所願，甚麼娃娃魚中華鱘，幾乎乜鬼都看了。
So his wishes were fulfilled. He saw Salamander and Chinese Sturgeon, almost everything.

唔...現在回想起他還是一臉滿足。單純的人真幸福~
Hmm...he still looks satisfied when he thinks of it. Simple-minded people are always blessed.

其實情況也不像熏丁想的那麼壞。幸好墨肥也不愛玩機動遊戲，所以除了那媽的太陽在她頭上閃耀發熱，和那該死的纜車突然在高空停頓一下子，也還算OK。至少她在熊貓館是樂了一陣子。可是隨後她又有點憂鬱了︰
Things weren't that bad as Fandi thought. Fortunately, McFei isn't fond of amusement rides. So, except the shitty sun shining above her head and the sudden halt of the goddamn cable car, it was still okay. At least she had some fun in the Panda place, but then she became gloomy again:

如果我是熊貓就好了……
If only I were a panda...

熏丁小姐，我明白做人偶然發下夢是對身心有益的，可是太不切實際的東西還是少想為妙吧？

Miss Fandi, I understand that daydreaming is good to you both physically and mentally but I think it is wiser to think less about unrealistic dreams.

（你管我！）
(None of your business!)

是是，小人知錯。
Alright alright, I'm sorry.

那麼，下次跟大家談談墨肥學粵語的低能二三事吧！再會！
Right, next time I'll talk about some silly stories about McFei learning Cantonese. See you!

特別鳴謝 EY 送出入場券。;)
Special thanks to EY for the tickets. ;)

闊別十載的木顏色 A decade of not using colour pencils

Q管家︰熏丁自中三後都沒有再用過顏色筆。闊別十年，因為無聊，誕出以下劣作。

Housekeeper Q: Fandi hasn't used colour pencils since S3. 10 years later, she used them to draw the following picture out of boredom.

熏丁小姐，草稿真是好看多了。再從頭練習吧。

Miss Fandi, your draft is really much better. You'd better practise all over again.

The warfare of dreams

墨肥熏丁開場白 The Prolog of McFei-Fandi

歡迎來到墨肥熏丁公寓～

Welcome to Mcfeifandi Studio~

我是公寓的Q管家，負責看守這個地方，訴說這裡的故事。

這裡既然是屬於墨肥和熏丁的地方，自然是訴說墨肥和熏丁的日常生活。

I'm Housekeeper Q, the keeper of the studio and I will tell you stories that take place here.

As this is the place of McFei and Fandi, the stories are mainly about their daily life.

是熏丁小姐說要買下這個奇異的地方（明明她在另一處也有另一頭家呀）。

It was Fandi who wanted to buy this place (though she has her 'place' elsewhere...).

她覺得生活變得無聊，既沒活力也欠缺色彩。所以她希望可以寄情於寫無聊小故事和塗鴉，重拾一點點生活情趣。她說她不能在舊居做這些事情，那裡是屬於感性的自己。而這裡，則是屬於那個無聊的自己和肥肥另一半的小天地。

She found her life boring, without vitality and colours. So she wanted to place her feelings into writing silly stories and drawing. She said she couldn't do so in her old place as it belonged to her perceptual self. And, here is the little world of her silly self and her fatty better half.

墨肥先生則一貫的沒所謂，熏丁小姐開心就好。唯一的要求是要雙語並行，必要時三語並用(熏丁︰並行是不可能的了，前後腳還可以考慮)。

Mr McFei, as usual, found it no big deal as long as Miss Fandi was happy about it. He only had one request: make it bilingual, or trilingual, if necessary. (Fandi: probably not at the same time, but one after another...)

我嗎？我只是負責上載資料，偶然打掃一下地方而已。

And I? I'm just responsible for uploading info, well, and sometimes tidying a bit the place.

（喂Q管家，還不介紹我們出場？）

(Hey Q, time to introduce us!)

是是是。首先，來介紹一下墨肥先生。

Okaaaaaaaay. Firstly, may I introduce Mr McFei.

顧名思義，墨肥先生，即墨西哥小肥先生。

As implied in the name, Mr McFei means Mr Mexico siuFei.

2007年8月，不幸(？)在自己地頭遇上熏丁小姐，從此跌落火坑，真是我見猶憐。

August 2007. Unforunately (?) he met Miss Fandi on his own land. Since then he has been in biiig trouble. Oh my poor lad...

2009年9月，隻身勇闖石屎森林，苦學廣東話。

September 2009. He took an adventure all the way long to the concrete forest and has been learning Cantonese in spite of all difficulties.

性格非常樂天，非常隨和，非常好奇，非常好學，甚麼都吃(除了WA-SA-BI)。

He is very optimistic, very easygoing, very curious and very studious. He eats everything, except for wasabi.

最最最喜歡足球和星戰。

He likes soccer and STAR WARS most.

熏丁，只是譯音，即Fandi，沒有甚麼特別意思，唔好問我。

Fandi doesn't mean anything. Don't ask me why.

2007年8月，覺得自己發了一場夢，但夢還未醒。

August 2007. She thought she had a dream but she hasn't woke up from the dream yet.

2009年9月，開始艱苦的陪學廣東話路程，亦因此(暫時)決定了以後的路向。唉，同志仍要努力。

September 2009. The journey of keeping the Cantonese learner company has started and hence she found the (temporary) future path. Come on, it's still a long way to go.

喜怒無常，情緒大起大落，極級懶惰，三分鐘熱度。心中有很多計劃，但冇一個真係成事。外強中乾的俵俵者。

She is very moody and has an unpredictable temper; super lazy and easily bored. She always has plenty of plans but none of them is fulfilled. A standard paper tiger.

喜歡的東西很多，不能盡錄。畫畫是其中一樣，從沒拜師學藝，只是從小在她哥哥旁邊跟著畫。又，其實她不太喜歡填色 (Q管家︰所以填色那麼差吧？)。

She likes many kinds of things and drawing is one of them. She has never really taken any class of drawing. She only followed her elder brother and drew next to him. Incidentally, she doesn't like colouring at all. (Q: Is that why she does it so badly?)

兩個人的生活或許大多數都是平平淡淡沒甚麼驚喜，可是只要仔細看仔細感受，還是可以發掘樂趣的。

The life of two people may have nothing exciting or no surprises. But if you feel and look at it carefully, you can still find it fun.

我會不定時來這裡打掃的，歡迎大家隨時來訪！

I will come and tidy here irregularly. Please come again!