海洋公園生態遊 Ectour in Ocean Park

上星期六，墨肥熏丁偕遠道從星加坡來的友人G 到海洋公園一遊。

Last Saturday, McFei and Fandi went to the Ocean Park with their friend G who came from Singapore.

熏丁已經忘了上一次去海洋公園是甚麼時候。「最少也有十年吧？」她說。「沒有必要都不會去。」熏丁很討厭遊客多和爬蟲類多的地方。所以墨肥來了這麼久，說了很多遍去海洋公園或濕地公園，熏丁都當聽唔到。

Fandi has forgotten when she last visited the Ocean Park. "Maybe ten years ago?" She said. "I won't go there unless it's necessary." Fandi hates places with lots of tourists and reptiles. So even though McFei has requested to go to the Ocean Park of the Wetland Park since his arrival, Fandi still turned a deaf ear to him.

這次，她終於要面對現實。

This time, she had to face the reality.

那天，墨肥顯得比友人G還要雀躍。

That day, McFei seemed to be more excited than his friend G.

他終於得償所願，甚麼娃娃魚中華鱘，幾乎乜鬼都看了。
So his wishes were fulfilled. He saw Salamander and Chinese Sturgeon, almost everything.

唔...現在回想起他還是一臉滿足。單純的人真幸福~
Hmm...he still looks satisfied when he thinks of it. Simple-minded people are always blessed.

其實情況也不像熏丁想的那麼壞。幸好墨肥也不愛玩機動遊戲，所以除了那媽的太陽在她頭上閃耀發熱，和那該死的纜車突然在高空停頓一下子，也還算OK。至少她在熊貓館是樂了一陣子。可是隨後她又有點憂鬱了︰
Things weren't that bad as Fandi thought. Fortunately, McFei isn't fond of amusement rides. So, except the shitty sun shining above her head and the sudden halt of the goddamn cable car, it was still okay. At least she had some fun in the Panda place, but then she became gloomy again:

如果我是熊貓就好了……
If only I were a panda...

熏丁小姐，我明白做人偶然發下夢是對身心有益的，可是太不切實際的東西還是少想為妙吧？

Miss Fandi, I understand that daydreaming is good to you both physically and mentally but I think it is wiser to think less about unrealistic dreams.

（你管我！）
(None of your business!)

是是，小人知錯。
Alright alright, I'm sorry.

那麼，下次跟大家談談墨肥學粵語的低能二三事吧！再會！
Right, next time I'll talk about some silly stories about McFei learning Cantonese. See you!

特別鳴謝 EY 送出入場券。;)
Special thanks to EY for the tickets. ;)